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Your voice might end up in a future episode of
The Terrible Photographer Podcast.

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You’re not alone. You’re just in the shadows — for now.

What We’re Looking For

This isn’t a “tell me your bio” kind of podcast.
It’s about ideas. Struggles. Turning points. Honest moments most photographers keep to themselves.

Each episode explores a theme — burnout, imposter syndrome, personal work, isolation, and everything that lives in the cracks between photoshoots. And we want your voice in that conversation.

How It Works

  1. Record your story, feedback, or question right here on this page.

    Just hit record on the tool below — no app, no downloads. Use your phone or mic. Keep it real.

  2. Talk for 1–3 minutes (5 max).

    Shorter is great. Rambling is okay. We’ll edit it down if needed. Just speak from the gut.

  3. No pressure to be polished.

    We’re not looking for perfect audio. We’re looking for something honest.

  4. Submit anonymously if you want.

    Don’t say your name if you don’t want to be credited. Totally fine either way.

Also, sometimes a voice memo hits hard — and we might want to talk more.

If your story really resonates and feels like it could expand the episode, I may reach out to see if you’d be open to a longer conversation, follow-up recording, or even a deeper feature.

Totally optional. No pressure. You can always say no or stay anonymous.

But if you’re open to being contacted, just include your first name and email when prompted — or say so in your recording.

We’re not doing full interviews every week — this isn’t a “tell me your bio” show — but sometimes a deeper moment deserves more space.

Record Here

Leave your name if you wish, if you want to remain anonymous, just drop in a fake name and email. The reason I ask for name and email is for when I might want to ask some follow-up questions.

A Few Good Tips Before You Hit Record

You don’t need fancy gear or a podcast voice. Just be clear, honest, and yourself. That said, here are some simple things that make a big difference:

Stay on topic

Answer the current question or theme. You don’t need a grand insight — just a real moment, a memory, or a feeling that stuck with you.

Keep it concise

1–2 minutes is perfect. A short, honest voice memo is more powerful than a 10-minute TED Talk. Know what you’re going to say before you hit record.

Talk a little slower than usual

Most people speed up when they record. Take a breath. Let the silence sit. It makes what you say land harder.

Use your phone’s microphone (or wired earbuds)

Holding the phone up to your mouth a 2-3 inches away works best. Try to avoid AirPods or Wireless Headphones, those often sound distant or like you’re underwater.

Pick a quiet spot

A car with the engine off? Great. A closet? Even better. A bathroom? Hard no. The echo’s awful and your family will know you’re hiding.

Don’t stress about perfection

Background noise is okay. You don’t have to get it right on the first try. Just speak like you’re talking to a friend who actually gets it.

We’ll handle the editing

If you ramble or restart mid-sentence, it’s fine. We’ll trim it down to what matters. You’re not on the hook to be smooth — just real.